Woe is me.
I have been away FAR too long; meanwhile, some naughty child from far, far away has left some vitriol on my site.
Tsk, tsk.
Perhaps this unique little person ought to take a time out and self reflect on her pathetic small life...
At the very least, she ought to set up her own blog and spew there.
On the other hand, you, my dear students, have been behaving FAR too well; as a consequence, I haven't had the urge to post here, and this blog has languished since September 2007...
My bad.
Alas, the Professor is gone; from now on, it will just be me.
Poor Professor. She begged for mercy and cried, "UNCLE!"
She has been duly released from her sage duties and is enjoying her vast wealth in the Cayman Islands.
Meanwhile, I trudge along, freezing in a northern climate.
Upon my return, I found my Ms. Snark Spam box to be most entertaining: Poetry-in-motion.
Thought you might discover some gems of wisdom from spammers wishing to sell me some special products:
Tommie Schwartz: I wanted to release tension.
Ruby Rosado: I was curious about sex.
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Freddie Sheppard: MarquisWidePenis (!)
Favorite, albeit misplaced, message: “Have a cannon in your pants the size of a howitzer.”
Until next time, whenever that will be.
Best,
Ms. Snark
