Ms. Snark's New Snarky Look

The Professor's snarky May 10 remark really smarted, especially regarding my "Ms. Snark" self-portrait.

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Upon several days of serious and intense self-reflection, I must defer to The Professor; therefore, I have changed my self-portrait to yet another self-portrait, one that reflects my true personality: haughty and, perhaps, slightly conceited.
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However, I have posted the old Ms. Snark portrait here one last time. The Queen of Sweet, may she R.I.P., is now the self-proclaimed Queen of Snark. (Had Miss Snark not gone dark, I would have deferred to Her Snarkiness.)

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Don't you just love Adobe?

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I assure all copyright aficionados that the original of this artistic endeavor is, indeed, an original oil painting done by none other than Me, Ms. Snark. But you will never see the original on this blog.

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Ta, ta.

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Ms. Snark

The Professor Speaks

Esteemed readers,

It looks as though Ms. Snark has outdone herself, creating this blog. What she doesn't know is that I, Professor Snark (Yes, I do have a name), have access to her password.

Students these days are so ridiculously naive; they do not seem to realize that we have heard all their silly excuses ("My Dog/Computer/Little Brother Ate My Paper"). Professor Snark will not go into the other inanities she has heard over the years. I am not certain what Ms. Snark could possibly say to add to the beloved literary canon.

Professor Snark will have to help her write her book. What does Ms. Snark know about the psychology of handling college professors to her benefit?

She can barely handle her shallow life.

Students have been trying to con their professors since the beginning of time--what could Ms. Snark add to the dialogue?

And that self-portrait!

She will never establish credibility with that flower child persona.

Good luck with that, Ms. Snark.

Sincerely,

The Professor