Showing posts with label Famous Dogs on the Internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Famous Dogs on the Internet. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Ms. Snark Welcomes the World!

Hello, World Wide Web!

Here I am!

For purposes not yet clear to me, I shall be known as Ms. Snark. Do not confuse me with Miss Snark, who, I hear, is a literary agent in New York.

I hate New York.

Well, I don't exactly hate New York, for how can one hate an entire city? Let's just say that I hate aspects of it.

I'm even less fond of the city I do live in--it's so damn provincial--but that's another matter entirely. But you'll never find out where I live, mainly because it's so unimportant to why I'm posting here.

Of course, Ms. Snark is not my real name, but you knew that already.

Snark, snark, snark--pretty much describes my mood these days. Also, I like the name Ms. Snark; it has a certain liberated and snide overtone.

Perhaps I will use this spot to blow off steam; I'm going to tell stories about myself that may be true or false, depending on my mood.

I love the internet.

Years ago, there was a New Yorker cartoon of a dog at a computer keyboard, talking to another dog:

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

Bow, wow!

Love to all,

Ms. Snark